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Sample Theses

“Program Statement” Thesis (“I’m redefining this word!”)

Number one
- “Italians are subject to extreme prejudices and constant stereotyping every day, and this event is just one example of the many obstacles that they have faced. To understand what an Italian truly is, one must see the importance of examining the many aspects of Italian living and culture.”
Number two
- “Joe Paterno is synonymously linked to football, winning football at that. He�s twenty bowl game victories, the unprecedented four-time Coach-of-the Year award recipient, the 1986 Sportsman of the Year, but in redefining JoePa, you will see that his name holds much more meaning.”

Number one
- “In college, the word Halloween is an excuse for people to throw parties two weekends in a row, for girls to dress as provocatively as they wish without being called a slut, and for boys to wear clothes they would never be able to wear any other time of the year; college students abuse the meaning of Halloween.”

Number one
- ” A linebacker�s relentlessness and craziness are two of the most important parts of a linebacker and definitely the most unique attribute that separates him from the rest of the players on a football field. In order to be a good linebacker, you must be relentless in your attacks on the offensive players. Without being a little crazy, a linebacker will be nothing other than another safety.”

Number one
- “This experience taught me that in a way, I wasted hours standing in line and money to purchase an expensive product that did not work.”
Number two
- “The single fact that can illustrate the psychology of a South Jersey fan would be the last time we held a major championship trophy over our heads was in 1983 when the Sixers beat the LA Lakers in a four game sweep and yet we willingly initiate physical altercations over the slightest insult raised against any team based in Philly. “

Revised on February 20, 2009 05:10:28 by Shawna? (71.58.67.97)